I show up on time, leave the dad jokes at the door, and turns your “one of these days” list into a living, breathing space you actually enjoy. From banishing 1990s beige to coaxing worn-out hardwood back to life, I handle the fixes, finishes, and micro-makeovers with the precision of a surgeon and the patience of a saint—minus the halo.

Think of me as translators between your Pinterest board and the real world. I obsess over the small stuff—trim lines, grout color, cabinet hinge angles—so you can obsess over the big reveal. Tools in hand, coffee in veins, I chase down craftsmanship that lasts longer than the latest streaming trend.